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And away we go!

It’s time to get the 2013 PatronBowl started and this years draft order will be determined a little different. This year the Kentucky Derby will decide the fate of the 10 returning managers draft position. Utilizing a random draft order generator specifically designed for Fantasy Football Leagues, that result determines the horse each manager must count on to bring a high draft pick home!

This adds a little more excitement to the whole process of determining draft position and it ultimately is in the hands of the horse racing Gods! Total randomness taken a little further……………..

So here’s the final post position and manager assignments.

1. Onyx – Forty Whiner

2. Oxbow – ROOSTr

3. Revolutionary – Chiefs Fan

4. Golden Soul – L-Diggity

5. Normandy Invasion – The Underachievers

6. Mylute – Cardinal & Gold

7. Giant Finish – BBFCFM

8. Goldencents – Los Bastardos

9. Overanalyze – Huss Monkeys

10. Palace Malice – Hades Star

Should one of the above horses scratch before the race, here are the second 10 horses with manager assignments. These horses are only to be used if the first pick scratches!

11. Lines of Battle – BBFCFM

12. Itsmyluckyday – The Underachievers

13. Falling Sky – L-Diggity

14. Verrazano – Hades Star

15. Charming Kitten – Chiefs Fan

16. Orb – Los Bastardos

17. Will Take Charge – Huss Monkeys

18. Frac Daddy – ROOSTr

19. Java’s War – Forty Whiner

20. Vyjack – Cardinal & Gold

Good Luck everybody!

Posted by  |  May 3, 2013 | Categories: Fantasy Football, Sports | Tags: , , , , , | Leave A Comment »

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PatronBowl 2012!

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Well it’s that time of year again! Draft day is days away and this year we’re doing it in style! This years draft will take place from the Presidential suite of the Red Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas! All but 2 teams will be present and it’s sure to be an awesome event once again! I’ll be posting a recap and maybe some up to date picks from the suite as long as the Internet connection is decent. It’s been a long offseason and can’t wait to get started! Hopefully we don’t get shutdown!!! It’s on!

Posted by  |  August 22, 2012 | Categories: Fantasy Football, Life, Liquor | Leave A Comment »

PatronBowl suffers a loss……….

It is with a heavy heart that i announce the retirement and loss of a good friends fantasy football team. Show Me The Money was an original team at the inception of the Patron Bowl and an integral part of the league. He has been with us through thick and thin, taking abuse and dishing it out. The reasons for his teams demise are understandable and accepted, yet there still remains a sense of loss. He will be sorely missed.

Now begins the process of finding a worthy replacement. Let’s face it, no one can ever replace Show Me The Money……. but there needs to be a sense of continuity. So i here fore decree this season the year of “THE MONEY”. Let his name be declared throughout the land and the victor shall be remiss not to announce “I have made The Money proud”!!

You shall be missed my brother, and i will always hold a chair for you at the table of…………….. The PatronBowl!

Commish out!

Posted by  |  March 5, 2012 | Categories: Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

January 18: Internet-Wide Protests Against the Blacklist Legislation

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via January 18: Internet-Wide Protests Against the Blacklist Legislation | Electronic Frontier Foundation.

Posted by  |  January 18, 2012 | Categories: Life | Leave A Comment »

Why SOPA Is Dangerous!!

Why SOPA Is Dangerous

Posted by  |  January 18, 2012 | Categories: Life | Leave A Comment »

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The new champion has his plaque on the trophy!

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Posted by  |  January 6, 2012 | Categories: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

ALL HAIL BBFCFM!!

It was a damn close matchup!! Here’s how the final looked:

The 2011 fantasy football season has come to an end……….. NOW WHAT??
Fantasy Golf?………… NOT!
Fantasy Basketball?……… i think i just threw up in my mouth!
Baseball will be along soon enough but it’s just not the same.

Congratulations to BBFCFM for winning it all! Congrats to Roostr for coming in 2nd and congrats to Chiefs fan for showing up!
Thanks to everyone in the league for yet another great year!
We will need to discuss draft location for2012. Salud!

Posted by  |  December 30, 2011 | Categories: Fantasy Football, Life | Tags: , , , , | Leave A Comment »

Championship!!

Oh it’s on! It’s time to figure out who the PatronBowl Champion will be!
This year we will have a NEW Champion.
Will it be BBFCFM or Roostr(no e)??? Good luck to the both of you!

Championship Matchup
(5)BBFCFM vs. (2)Roostr:

BBFCFM

In this corner we have 5th seed BBFCFM, who has put together a very nice season!
He put together a 7-6 record to get into the playoffs and has been putting up points since.
After taking much email grief from a “How’s my ass taste” L-Diggity squad,
he just may be able to return the favor when it’s all over.
He has to overcome a 20 point projected points matchup,
but we all really know these projections don’t mean shit!
His opponent only got 7pts. from Jacoby Jones last night, but does that matter?
It just may come down to Monday night when his QB goes for Atlanta.

VS.

Roostr (NO E DAMMIT!)

In this corner we have the #2 seed Roostr…….
he went into the playoffs with a 9-3 record and has dismantled his last 2 opponents.
After what everyone thought was going to be a runaway season last year only to falter half way through, he’s on the brink of redeeming himself. Going through the season with the main Saints scoring machines, he’s been hard to beat. Can he keep it up?
Or will the underdog prevail?
Will i need to explain to the people that make my plaques for the trophy that yes……..
Roostr is spelled with “no e”?


Here’s the matchup:

 

Posted by  |  December 23, 2011 | Categories: Fantasy Football | Tags: , , , , , | Leave A Comment »

3rd Place game!

These guys put together a great season, but they will have to settle for 3rd and 4th place.
Will it be L-Diggity or Chiefs Fan who gets the 3rd place cash??? Good luck to the both of you!

3rd Place Matchup
(1)Chiefs Fan vs. (6)L-Diggity:

Chiefs Fan

In this corner we have the #1 seed Chiefs Fan, who was running away with a 12-1 season!
It was a nice run, but it all came to an end last weekend after he was taken out by BBFCFM.
Oh well, he’s come a long way from usually being near bottom of the standings every year.
Can this be beginning of dominance in years to come? We will have to wait and see.
For now he’s just trying to stay in the money.

VS.


L-Diggity

And in this corner we have L-Diggity who put together a pretty special season.
I’m thinking even though he’s not too happy about losing last week to Roostr,
i bet he’s just happy to be playing for 3rd place.
His whole drafted team eventually looked like a fatality list from a natural disaster.
He made some stellar acquisitions in the free agent market
along with some good trades to get this far.
Overall, Digg deserves much credit for getting this far!


Here’s the matchup:

 

Posted by  |  December 23, 2011 | Categories: Fantasy Football | Tags: , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Playoffs Recap….

Here we go! Championship weekend started last night! I was gone for a week and didn’t get to update the matchups from round 1. Apparently L-Diggity wasn’t fucking around! He became “Team Tweezers” to MIke’s Team Splinters! Looks like L-Diggity made the best of the “All Free Agency Bowl” and took home $50 from a draft day bet to top off a very nice season from the most injury riddled team in Patron Bowl history! Hey Mike, don’t forget to send Digg his money!! i know you have his address!!! Nice Job Digg!

In the other Matchup, BBFCFM was able to take out the reigning 2-time champion Huss Monkeys……pretty handily in fact! He beat him by a good 60 points! Nice job Cuz and nice season Mike, but your reign has ended. Mike has asked whoever wins to take care of “his” trophy………lol!

The first matchup for the Semi Finals was BBFCFM vs Chiefs Fan. Chiefs Fan has been a machine all year and was not looking like a good matchup for BBFCFM but he somehow pulled it off to make it to the Championship. Maybe it was because Chiefs Fan’s money receivers decided not to show up. Wes Welker only got him 8points and Jordy Nelson only produced 4. Not to mention AP only going for 6. It wasn’t pretty, but i know Al will take it. Chiefs Fan had a nice run and nows plays in the 3rd place game……

The other Semi Final Matchup pitted L-Diggity vs Roostr (no e). Roostr, another team with a machine at QB, Brees, has also been putting up some high numbers this year. But most of his numbers have been coming thanks to drafting the most productive players on the New Orlean Saints. Could he keep it up against a hot L-Diggity team? Yeah, he did! So now L-Diggity plays against Chiefs Fan for 3rd.

Posted by  |  December 23, 2011 | Categories: Fantasy Football | Tags: , , , , , , | Leave A Comment »

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