PatronBowl Week 1 in the books!
Going into Monday night’s second game i had slim chance of coming back from a 25 point deficit…… slim, but it was still a chance. I just needed my last guy, Run DMC, to go off against the Broncos. It was looking pretty bad for a while there then he broke a 47 yarder!! YEAH!! Wait! What just happened?……………… he was stopped short of the goal line???? Ahh SHIT!!! After that he pretty much relinquished duties to Michael Bush. Figures, i ended up losing by 7pts! I do feel a little ok about it though because it was week one and i lost the first game of the season last year but still made the playoffs. Just have to remember…….. WEEK 1! All my guys pretty much went off for a hundred yards but none of them scored any TD’s! If maybe 1 or 2 of them gets a TD, i have nothing to worry about. OH, and then there was the Pittsburgh fiasco! I started Roethlisberger………….. enough said! I just hope Arian Foster is back week 2 and he’s not gimpy.
Then there was the FortyWhiner stellar comeback. He was down about 89 points going into Mondays games and then Tom Brady happened! He was still down a few points in the 4th quarter and the Pats were backed up on their own 1. Then Brady threw 20 or so yards to Welker and he took it to the house…………. GAME OVER!! He must’ve been doing the CabbagePatch after that play!
All in all, every matchup ended up being pretty close. No issues that needed to resolved. No one complained about scoring……………. looks like it’s starting off to be a good year. This week i have a tough matchup against the defending champ and the brothers Hill play each other. Team Splinters, who’s already been dubbed Susan Lucci because he was mad nobody voted for him in his matchup, goes up against the comeback kid FortyWhiner. The biggest margin of victory winner, The Roostr (no E) goes up against BBFCFM, who beat me last week. You got lucky Cuz! And then “Where’s my 2 points” Chiefs Fan goes up against ” i might as well chill the Patron” Show Me The Money.
Here’s the standings after week 1 and now on to WEEK 2!